The Onion's Guide to Superbowl XLV

Since69
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14 years ago

OSN's Superbowl Preview

13 slides - definitely written by a Packers fan, methinks. Hysterical!

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Packers_Finland
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14 years ago

Pretty damn funny. Especially liked the Aaron Rodgers bit.

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peteralan71
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14 years ago

Holy shit. That is great!

In the Clay Matthews section: thick shag carpet matches the long drapes. Hmmmmm hahaha

Makes up for it with this: SIGNATURE MOVE: Uses 8,000-rpm spin to drill deep into the field and burst out from the ground beneath the unsuspecting quarterback. LOL!

Green Bay: Home of the Green & Gold. And the hunter orange. And the camouflage.

Packers_Finland
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14 years ago

I thought the jab at Matthews was at "has difficulty wrapping up christmas gifts"

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Cheesey
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14 years ago

The funniest thing to me?
It was the fact that they didn't have any "real life" negative things to pick on with any of the Packers. Unlike "Pig Ben" (as i call him)

Kingkoopa
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14 years ago

I loved the "Woodson must get to president to warn him, but can't through diplomacy". LOL, good stuff, thanks for posting.

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mi_keys
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14 years ago

Rodgers: "Can make all the throws, but struggles with the incomplete pass"

Lol

Born and bred a cheesehead

porky88
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14 years ago

The Steelers part and the Packers Fans part made me laugh the hardest.

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Greg C.
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14 years ago

I like this one about Packer fans, as one of their weaknesses: "pretty much takes a tiny little Packers jersey to get them to love their kids."

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Dulak
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14 years ago

#10

Best player in league at smiling after the catch

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