Joke on "Jeff Dunham" show

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

I just have to pass this one on. I never heard it before.

"Why does a prostitute make more money then a dope dealer?

"Because she can wash her CRACK and use it again!"

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Packerchick
Member

15 years ago

I just have to pass this one on. I never heard it before.

"Why does a prostitute make more money then a dope dealer?

"Because she can wash her CRACK and use it again!"

"Cheesey" wrote:

thats a very funny one.

I am a woman and I love football.

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

15 years ago

It had me laughing!

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