I jizzed my pants when I saw this thread... I was thinking.. STeven Jackson?? Cris Long?? but nooo.

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I knew it was a joke. If Cheesey or Zero post a thread topic with big news, it's going to be a let down 100%.

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Really? This is the first time I pulled a stunt like this. Weird.

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OK, aa_rod_is-cool...let's keep the jizzing to a minimum!!

Of all these trades, the ones that makes sense to me are Steven Jackson, and Joe Thomas...my preference being the latter.

Would it cost a tidy sum? Yep...but out left tackle spot would be set for a decade, barring injury. If he could be lured from the Browns...and I have a hard time imagining any team letting a player like that go....I would sign m ysoul over to the firey red one.

Realistically, Jackson or Long make sense for both teams. Jackson will be in decline by the time the Rams turn it around...may as well get something for him to build with. And Long is terribly miscast in the 4-3...providing the Rams are committed to retaining that scheme, he would most certainly be worth a look-see.

And yet...my fairly conservative self who does not generally like to go for the proverbial "blockbuster trade" gets a little tingle up my leg over the thought of Thomas in Green and Gold.

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Ted Thompson was working the Chiefs last year, but they tried to F him over with 10 minutes left.

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... 0 - 2 - kewl I officially hate you

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For awhile now I've expected every one of these types of threads to be a joke. Someone would be able to get me real good by posting a headline "Still nothing happening in Packerland" and then actually having some big news.

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Uncool. Very uncool.

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DAMMIT, Zero!

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Are you sure? I think for sure you pulled something like this about a FA signing this offseason or the one before it... well maybe I remember wrong and it's just cheesey.

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