This reminds me of when I first joined the army. I had a guaranteed contract to Fort Drum, New York, also known as the asshole of the universe. Out of curiosity, I looked up Fort Drum's website, where I came across this gem:
People here like to go to the mall.
"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:
I couldn't believe my eyes. Going to the mall was what passed for high entertainment at Fort Drum?
Oh, HELL NO! was my response, so I volunteered for Airborne School and Ranger Indoctrination Program at the earliest opportunity, which eventually landed me at Fort Bragg, North Carolina.
"Lucky to have their own theater" indeed!