âItâs no big deal. I think itâs probably just water weight,â said Rodgers

âIâve seen it happen before,â said coach Mike McCarthy. âA player gets a huge payday, and they become complacent in their training. Though frankly Iâve never witnessed it occur quite to this extent. My god, I watched him devour an entire honey-glazed ham for breakfast.â
âHeâs pretty gross,â echoed defensive tackle B.J. Raji.
Rodgers, however, continues to deny that his added mass is the result of poor dietary habits.
âLook, sometimes our bodies just sort of naturally bulk up, okay?
No one really knows why.
Is it my systemâs way of reacting to the Wisconsin winters? Maybe.
Is it natureâs way of buffering me against the collisions of professional football? Could be.
Does it have anything to do with the seven deep fried Twinkies covered in hot fudge I ate for dinner last night? Possibly.
Unfortunately, medical science isnât able to answer these questions for us just yet.
Now if youâll excuse me, I need to go hit the Golden Corral buffet before they run out of their cheesy bacon potato skins.â
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