Top 10 reasons the NFL will never allow a Super Bowl in Green Bay:
10. Likelihiid that Phil Simms or Troy Aikman would get his ass kicked, depending on which network has coverage
9. Cheerleaders don't look as enticing in February
8. Creeps from Oshkosh making sweet hotel bucks
7. Too far from Mars Cheese Castle, not far enough from Detroit
6. NFL brass easily confused by "Lombardi Time"
5. Far more hookers in NY, NO, South Beach and Minneapolis
4. Next comparison to the Ice Bowl when the temp drops below 20 may cause viewers IQ's to drop below that of Bud Light drinkers
3. Fear that Goodell will be asked to help shovel
2. threat of riot over which polka band will have the honor of playing "The Bears Still Suck" at halftime
and number 1:
The overwhelming likelihood that the Packers would have a home game for the title
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits" --Albert Einstein