Since69
12 years ago
A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar.

The bartender says,

"What can I get you, Mr. President?"

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DakotaT
12 years ago
I didn't need to see the spoiler.
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Packerchick
12 years ago
Boy! Thats a good one, all I can say.
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Cheesey
12 years ago
LOL!
I wouldn't have got that one![grin1]
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zombieslayer
12 years ago

I didn't need to see the spoiler.

Originally Posted by: Dakotat 



You mean, you actually like our President? Yet you hate GWB?

Issue by issue, Obama = GWB. Their differences are miniscule. The only two advantages Obama has over GWB is Obama is actually quite intelligent and his wife never killed anyone.

Now as for the joke, it's ok. However for the record, Obama is an atheist pretending to be a Christian (as was Bush Sr). That's quite far from Muslim. Economically, he's the same thing as GWB - a corporatist. Racially, Obama's half-white, half-black. What I don't understand is this country ALWAYS names people by the darker-skinned half. I don't get that part. As for his immigration status, he was born in Hawaii in 1961. Last time I checked, Hawaii was already a state by then.
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Zero2Cool
12 years ago
"A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar."


So, four people walked into the bar, but the President is which one?
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Wade
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12 years ago

"A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar."


So, four people walked into the bar, but the President is which one?

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool 



(aside to Kevin) The jokewriter is suggesting the President is all four of the above.
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DakotaT
12 years ago

You mean, you actually like our President? Yet you hate GWB?

Issue by issue, Obama = GWB. Their differences are miniscule. The only two advantages Obama has over GWB is Obama is actually quite intelligent and his wife never killed anyone.

Now as for the joke, it's ok. However for the record, Obama is an atheist pretending to be a Christian (as was Bush Sr). That's quite far from Muslim. Economically, he's the same thing as GWB - a corporatist. Racially, Obama's half-white, half-black. What I don't understand is this country ALWAYS names people by the darker-skinned half. I don't get that part. As for his immigration status, he was born in Hawaii in 1961. Last time I checked, Hawaii was already a state by then.

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer 



I have never said I like Barry. I symapathize with him because his job was impossible to pull off, especially with the obstructionist he faces in the House.

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Zero2Cool
12 years ago

(aside to Kevin) The jokewriter is suggesting the President is all four of the above.

Originally Posted by: wade 



So, four false accusations makes a funny?

so this guy with a big cock, a hispanic, a jew and fat guy walk into the bar ...

punchline, hey zero2cool what ya have!


see, that makes no sense, I'm none of the above!

things that pass as humor these days ... im worried for us... very worried
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Zero2Cool
12 years ago

I have never said I like Barry. I symapathize with him because his job was impossible to pull off, especially with the obstructionist he faces in the House.

Originally Posted by: Dakotat 



WTF you got against Barry Sanders? You really wanna pick a fight with me bubba? I'll take you down like a honey bee!
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