A New Bar Joke · PACKERSHOME

Since69
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13 years ago

A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar.

The bartender says,

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"What can I get you, Mr. President?"

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DakotaT
Select Member

13 years ago

I didn't need to see the spoiler.

Packerchick
Member

13 years ago

Boy! Thats a good one, all I can say.

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Cheesey
Preferred Member

13 years ago

LOL!
I wouldn't have got that one![grin1]

zombieslayer
Registered

13 years ago

I didn't need to see the spoiler.

Originally Posted by: Dakotat

You mean, you actually like our President? Yet you hate GWB?

Issue by issue, Obama = GWB. Their differences are miniscule. The only two advantages Obama has over GWB is Obama is actually quite intelligent and his wife never killed anyone.

Now as for the joke, it's ok. However for the record, Obama is an atheist pretending to be a Christian (as was Bush Sr). That's quite far from Muslim. Economically, he's the same thing as GWB - a corporatist. Racially, Obama's half-white, half-black. What I don't understand is this country ALWAYS names people by the darker-skinned half. I don't get that part. As for his immigration status, he was born in Hawaii in 1961. Last time I checked, Hawaii was already a state by then.

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Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

"A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar."

So, four people walked into the bar, but the President is which one?

Wade
Veteran Member

13 years ago

"A Muslim, a Communist, A Black Man and an Illegal Immigrant walk into a bar."

So, four people walked into the bar, but the President is which one?

Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool

(aside to Kevin) The jokewriter is suggesting the President is all four of the above.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)

DakotaT
Select Member

13 years ago

Originally Posted by: zombieslayer

I have never said I like Barry. I symapathize with him because his job was impossible to pull off, especially with the obstructionist he faces in the House.

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

(aside to Kevin) The jokewriter is suggesting the President is all four of the above.

Originally Posted by: wade

So, four false accusations makes a funny?

so this guy with a big cock, a hispanic, a jew and fat guy walk into the bar ...

punchline, hey zero2cool what ya have!

see, that makes no sense, I'm none of the above!

things that pass as humor these days ... im worried for us... very worried

Zero2Cool
Elite Member

13 years ago

#10

I have never said I like Barry. I symapathize with him because his job was impossible to pull off, especially with the obstructionist he faces in the House.

Originally Posted by: Dakotat

WTF you got against Barry Sanders? You really wanna pick a fight with me bubba? I'll take you down like a honey bee!

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