Apparently Bucky will next pen this story.. loading up on free agent talent in the offseason will always result in positive returns. This is written like a former receiver that overvalues the skill positions in place of the meat and potato guys of the offense.

There are a couple of flaws with this hypothesis...

1) Mike Tice is not an Offensive Juggernaut.. sorry, that is not what strikes me as I listen to him speak or watch him make decisions on the sidelines.

2) Offensive line issues still remain... IMO, Jay is solid when he is confident in his protection and isn't playing scared, acquiring Brandon Marshall doesn't solve the protection issues.

3) One legitimate offensive target does not make a dynamic offense, if anything it will probably lead to regression as Jay will start to lock onto Marshall and become less balanced.

4) As far as I am concerned, until Cutler can prove that he is not the overrated mental candy ass that I think he is, I am not sold that he will take the Bears to the Superbowl, let alone lead the best offense in the NFC North.

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I read that as well.

Remember guys, Bucky Brooks was the guy that mocked Ndamukong Suh out of the top 5.

I rest my case.

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post the whole article here i dont wanna give this moron any ratings

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Thanks for clicking the link in my signature on off site material. 😛

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I think Cutler has Asperger syndrome.

I got this off wiki under the definition of the disorder.

The lack of demonstrated empathy is possibly the most dysfunctional aspect of Asperger syndrome.[2] Individuals with AS experience difficulties in basic elements of social interaction, which may include a failure to develop friendships or to seek shared enjoyments or achievements with others (for example, showing others objects of interest), a lack of social or emotional reciprocity, and impaired nonverbal behaviors in areas such as eye contact, facial expression, posture, and gesture.[1]

Along with explaining why he has "jerk face", I think this also explains why he struggles when a D fools him. He can't adjust when he doesn't understand what he is seeing. That is why he throws so many horrible picks.

Big arm, tiny mind.

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Oh no! They got Brandon Marshall! How are we gonna stop Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall? Didn't they go 16-0 together and win 5 Super Bowls when they were at Denver?

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I'm sensing a touch of sarcasm!



https://www.google.com/url?url=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DTgvyparsP0c&rct=j&sa=X&ei=P2phT4m2BMjs2AXE4K2bCA&sqi=2&ved=0CCkQuAIwAQ&q=tommy+boy+-++touch+of+sarcasm+youtube&usg=AFQjCNEI4-wRMaLP2Yp_sKU2Cmw3hXQxww

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It is worse than that. His OC that guided Cutler and Marshall to absolute dominance in the AFC was hired by Chicago. To turn Chicago into an offensive juggernaught like when they were all together in Denver.

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sarcasm 

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Litotes! Truly a devastating rhetorical weapon!

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