I said this to my manager once ... didn't go over too well. I've always liked the quote though.
Originally Posted by: Zero2Cool
I have the Seven P's posted in my office on the bulletin board.. reference it often as people come in with questions..lol.
The Seven P's - Proper, Prior, Planning, Prevents, Piss, Poor, Performance
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"