If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. ~ Socrates
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"