Since69
14 years ago
Excerpt:
Player To Watch: Former first-round draft pick Justin Harrell is chasing down quarterbacks better than ever with his new motorized wheelchair.

Hilarious linky... 
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musccy
14 years ago
Intangibles: Except for Matt, John, and Rick, who are pretty great guys, Vikings fans are pretty much ignorant, petulant bandwagoners

Best line of the article!
14 years ago
bah! i was just going to post this...not to mention quote the exact same thing musccy did!!

I agree with Twinkiegorilla.

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Packers_Finland
14 years ago
This was the funniest of any team

Tampa Bay Buccaneers

* Strength: They play the Rams, so at least one of those teams won't have to lose every game this season

* Weakness: Looking at this roster, it may not be the best year to play in a stadium where fans have access to several functioning cannons

* Intangibles: Signing a rookie wide receiver named Mike Williams has done nothing but backfire throughout the entire history of the league

* Player To Watch: Remember Warrick Dunn? He was a fun player to watch. Seemed like a genuinely nice guy, too

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Packers_Finland
14 years ago
More funny ones

Philadelphia Eagles
Weakness: With the loss of Brian Westbrook, the Eagles have a major hole at starting knee injury and concussion


St. Louis Rams
Biggest Question: What sick fuck thought it would be a good idea for the Rams to face the defending Super Bowl champion Saints on the road Dec. 12?


Oakland Raiders
Strength: Just nice to see them outside getting some fresh air

Weakness: As a team, every single player on this roster fucking sucks

Jacksonville Jaguars
Strength: With stalwart Aaron Kampman at defensive end, opponents will be forced to throw at the weak secondary or run through the soft middle of their line

Weakness: Quarterback controversy between Luke McCown and David Garrard has coaches wondering if they should even have a quarterback at all

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Cheesey
14 years ago
From Cheesey's NFC North preview

Minnesota Vikings:
Strengths, With the "Waffle King" Brett Favre at the helm, the Vikings can be sure to get a good breakfast before every game.
Weakness: Having a head coach that looks like "Mr. Burns" from "The Simpsons" running the team. (Well, actaully just holding the reins as he waits for instructions from Favre)

Chicago Bears:
Strengths: Having so many large strong players which will come in mighty handy on "moving day" to load coach Lovie's mini van with his belongings.
Weakness: Jay "The Saviour" Cutler, trying to decide where he will be playing next year. Most likely candidate, the Oakland Raiders.

Detroit Lions:
Strengths: They are in first place, tied with the Packers and Bears.......until this weekend is over, of course. At which time they will be tied for second place in the division with the Vikings and Bears.
Weakness: Being the "Detroit Lions".

Green Bay Packers:
Strengths: Jermichael Finley, who says "Finley thinks he's the best tight end in the league. Finley thinks he will lead this team to a Super Bowl win."
Aaron Rodgers, who had several years of practice holding Brett Favre's jock strap, which kept his hands warm and supple for his shot at stardom.
Weakness: A defensive backfield that at times resembles a "chinese firedrill".

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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago

several years of practice holding Brett Favre's jock strap . . . kept his hands warm and supple for his shot at stardom.

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WTF? :downtown:
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Cheesey
14 years ago
LOL! I was trying to "ONIONIZE" my post!LOL!
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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
I know -- it made me laugh. Doesn't change the fact it was completely out of left field!
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