Zero2Cool
14 years ago

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And so on and so on and so on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight. Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

To which he whirled around and screamed:



FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?


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Nonstopdrivel
14 years ago
That is a truly horrible pun. +1
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Formo
14 years ago
LOL
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zombieslayer
14 years ago
Heh. That was pretty good.
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Cheesey
14 years ago
We have been PUNished by this post.

(Good job!!!)LOL!
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BDota
14 years ago
I LOLed
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Packerchick
14 years ago
didnt quite get it at first until the end. Not hanging wright tonight LOL.
I am a woman and I love football.
yooperfan
14 years ago

didnt quite get it at first until the end. Not hanging wright tonight LOL.

"Packerchick" wrote:



Which end prompted you to get it?
Packerchick
14 years ago

didnt quite get it at first until the end. Not hanging wright tonight LOL.

"yooperfan" wrote:



Which end prompted you to get it?

"Packerchick" wrote:



the ending. the guy who was supposed to be hanged was named wright, and the wife said about the phone message, they are not hanging wright tongiht. you will get it.
I am a woman and I love football.
The_Green_Ninja
14 years ago
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of the World and the sounds that they make - available now"

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

"I'm very sorry Sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can play you have another track."

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones.

Three minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"

"I'm terribly sorry, Sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could hear another track."

Sighing, the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth. Five minutes later, he comes out again, clearly agitated.

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognised none of the wasps on this LP."

"I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant,

"I've just realised I was playing you the bee side."
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