The Pope and Bush died and went to hell.
Satan said, "Pope, what have you done to deserve to be in hell?"
The Pope replied, "I've defended pedophiles."
"Well done," said Satan. "Come sit on my right."
He asked Bush the same question, and Bush replied, "I've slaughtered thousands upon thousands and they never caught me."
"Good! Come sit on my left."
Then Ozzy came and Satan asked, "What have you done to deserve to be in hell"
"Cut the small talk," Ozzy snapped back, "and get off my FUCKING THRONE!"