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I saw that one last week. I laughed. My wife use to be terrified of her GFather's chickens when she was about this lad's age.
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I saw that one last week. I laughed. My wife use to be terrified of her GFather's chickens when she was about this lad's age.

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Chickens didn't scare me. But I was afraid of pigs and cows.

And *no one* wanted to go near this one Holstein bull that my uncle had.

And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
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"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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"Your husband could get problems with his prostate if you don't give him a blowjob twice a day."

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Him: Sweetie, please call me back.
Her: Your sweetie can't talk at the moment, her mouth is very busy. She will call you when I am finished.
Him: WHAT! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Her: Her dentist. :)
Him: Oh.
Her: 🙂
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13 years ago
I thought wpr would like this one. [grin1]

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"Almost as beautiful as a woman. Except it ticks properly."

(This is a pun that doesn't show up well in English: "to not tick right" is an idiom for "to be crazy." So maybe a better translation would be: "Almost as beautiful as a woman. Just not as crazy.")

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"Justich.de presents the Man [or Husband] of the Year. Third Place."

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b]Friendship between women:[/b]

One evening, a woman failed to come home.

The next day she explained to her husband that she had spent the night at a girlfriend's house.

The man subsequently called up his wife's 10 best friends. Not a single one of them knew anything about it.

Friendship between men:

One evening, a man failed to come home.

The next day he explained to his wife that he had spent the night at a friend's house.

The woman subsequently called her husband's 10 best friends.

Eight of them assured her that he had spent the night at their place, and two of them insisted he was still there.

Together we are strong.

Indeed, we have no choice.


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"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
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This one is called "Korean baseball fight".

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