Neighbor just got home from his fishing trip in Alaska.
I told him before he left that all I wanted was the Halibut, and you can keep the friggin' Salmon.
He caught ONE friggin' Salmon. He was there for almost 3 friggin' weeks.
EVERYBODY kept talkin' Salmon...f#ck Salmon...
The weather sucked. He did catch Halibut. He brought home about 100 lbs of it, each individually wrapped @ approx. 1 lb. size.
My best buddy who I asked to bring me back some Halibut that I took to the airport in Philly from Harrisburg that had NO CLUE what a Halibut EVEN was when he left came off ALMOST a full pound of it, even as he stored the shit in our other neighbors freezer--He wanted Salmon, too.
Salmon can kma, as can Tim... I lb. puleeze... I sat in Lancaster touron traffic for his ass--Next time I wreck his car on purpose, if that is all the Halibut I get... :thumbleft: