You have always been a douche. But you have now reached Turbo-Douche status. This is a very small club. Very few have ever reached this level of doucheness. Hatin' on dodgeball? Really?

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PS: I want to bump uglies with Michelle Beadle.

Ha! "Turbo-Douche"....bwaahaaa...good one David!

I'm guessing that Colin Cowherd was repeatedly stuffed into his locker in high school.

I don't see the big deal, either.

I don't hate dodgeball, I just don't get why this is such a great achievement.

I need to give credit to Alex  from the P ackers Lounge. He used "turbo-douche" in one of his articles, and I have been using it ever since.

I swear I must be the only fella here that enjoys listening to Cowherd.

I often find myself calling him a douche, but that doesn't mean I don't just as often enjoy his show and some (actually many) of his perspectives.

You certainly cannot accuse him of being a "suck-up".

He is often calling me a de facto douche, and I can work with that.

As just one example, I believe he would characterize all of us (members of this forum, if he knew we existed) as "10 percenters".

According to his way of thinking, we are wound way too tight about our team, and fail to take into account the way the other 90% of sports fans roll.

Seems fair.

lol

I can usually only listen to him for just a few minutes before I will turn it off.

The Monday after the Super Bowl, he was interviewing Drew Brees. A few minutes into the interview, there is no Drew Brees. Colin asked his producer, "Did we lose him?"

At that point, I was laughing out loud, thinking, well, I guess Drew feels the same way about Colin that I do; a few minutes was all he could handle. LOL

Turned out, Barack Obama called Brees, and when he did, he hung up on Colin. LOL (He did call back apparently)

Our President is an Irishman? Sweet! My name is Irish too! 😃 +1

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Colin has a personality similar to a grade school teachers nails running across a blackboard.. irritating as hell.

He is a pompous asshole.. I would rather piss on an electric fence than listen to that jackass and his sniveling little voice.

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There.. now I got that off my chest I can continue on with the day... wound to tight, Colin you piece of ripe dung you..... lol.

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