I always thought bottles were supposed to be opened by waitresses.
Preferably cute ones.
"zombieslayer" wrote:
you guys in the US have waitresses (preferable cute ones) in the supermarket, who follow you to your home and open the beer bottles? damn, just give me a green card and i'll move over there :icon_smile:
"GermanGilbert" wrote:
You didn't know that?
In America, we're also allowed to have more than one wife. Like the show on HBO Big Love. That show's about the average American family.
We also spend one hour every day on the beach running in slow motion. Plus, there are 3 main professions in America - doctor, lawyer, or police officer. 90% of Americans are one of the three. :downtown:
"Wade" wrote: