Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago

December 2, 2009 10:04 AM PST

Groom updates Twitter, Facebook at the altar
 


by Chris Matyszczyk

You know that apocalypse thing we're always being told might be just around the corner? Well, do you feel the chilling breeze? Do you feel the troubled twittering in the trees?

For here is a tale that I know you will discuss with your loved ones, perhaps with other people's loved ones, even with your psychological professional, the minute you hear it.

It appears a man called Dana Hanna is standing at the altar on November 21. He utters those most solemn vows about how he will love and obey or whatever it is that married people claim to do these days.

The officiant pronounces that Dana and his lovely bride, Tracy, are now married. Does Dana weep? Does he kiss his bride?

Ah, no. For Dana's Twitter moniker is TheSoftwareJedi and his first loyalty is to his digital followers. So, much to his wife's surprise, he whips out his cell phone and updates his statuses on both Twitter and Facebook. Right there at the altar. He also hands his wife's cell phone over to her.

Now that he has uploaded the evidence (which we're assuming isn't staged), Dana insists that this was all done for fun.

Indeed, he explained on YouTube: "I have a lot of family scattered around the country and we all use Facebook a lot to keep in touch. So when Tracy and I were engaged, most of my family found out via Facebook because we updated our statuses."

If you're wondering what it is he tweeted from the altar, here it is: "Standing at the altar with @TracyPage where just a second ago, she became my wife! Gotta go, time to kiss my bride. #weddingday"

However, another tweet sent on Monday night by Hanna, who is chief architect of NextDayPets.com and president of Torian Technologies, might perhaps offer an even greater insight into his complex and socially networked psyche: "Just changed over the laundry for @TracyPage and was thrown off by the fact a bra was in there. Not used to living with a woman again."

Oh, Tracy, are you sure about this? I only ask because I just tried to access the Tracy Page Twitter feed and received the message "this page doesn't exist."


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Formo
15 years ago
I don't think I'd do that right there at the altar, but I can't be mad that he did it.

Really, who cares? Congrats and all.. but still.. Why is this even an article?
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Thanks to TheViking88 for the sig!!
Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
Speaking of Twitter . . .

November 29, 2009 5:54 PM PST

A slightly unfortunate Twitter billboard
 


by Chris Matyszczyk

Sometimes ingenuity doesn't quite lead you to a comfortable place.

The enterprising folks at WPMI TV in Mobile, Ala., decided that they should reach out on a real-time basis to their viewers. They erected a billboard, adorned it with an image of three of its most photogenic anchors, and added a live Twitter feed.

The whole thing ran very smoothly, until a passing human took this photograph and sent it in to The Palmetto Scoop.

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Perhaps one's first reaction would be that this image might have enjoyed a little concoction.

However, Mashable has confirmed that not only is it real, but, citing the Lagniappe blog, it says WPMI-TV's general manager and news director have allegedly been suspended for a week because of this unfortunate conflagration.

This all seems just slightly odd. Television and radio has always been fond of slipping in a seven-second delay just in case untoward syllables slip through the mouths of guests or, indeed, hosts. It seems that no such delay was considered for this Twitter feed.

Yet who might have imagined such an unhappy coincidence might have occurred?


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4PackGirl
15 years ago
i'd kill him....but that's just me. 😉
Formo
15 years ago

i'd kill him....but that's just me. ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:



Sounds kinky.. 😛
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4PackGirl
15 years ago

i'd kill him....but that's just me. ;)

"Formo" wrote:



Sounds kinky.. =P

"4PackGirl" wrote:



wow. bit of a stretch but...mmmk. :whipitgood:
Pack93z
15 years ago

i'd kill him....but that's just me. ;)

"4PackGirl" wrote:



Sounds kinky.. =P

"Formo" wrote:



wow. bit of a stretch but...mmmk. :whipitgood:

"4PackGirl" wrote:



Gotta remember this is a Viking fan speaking this.. for most of the male population anything contact or interest from the opposite sex could be considered kinky. :lol:

J/K Formo.. it was a chip shot propped up on the tee. 😉
"The oranges are dry; the apples are mealy; and the papayas... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!"
4PackGirl
15 years ago
don't know wth is wrong with me but...THAT sounds kinky!! 😉
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