I'll put the rest of the story in later this week.


THE JACQUE COUSTEAU BROTHERS

Scene: Summer cottage at Pickerel Lake Wisconsin.

Bob: "Dad, John and I are running into Eagle River to rent some diving equipment."

Dad: "What do you need that for?" Dad jumps up and looks out front window to see if the ski boat is there. He gets nervous that way when John and I are anywhere near it. Or the canoe, snowmobile, campfires, pumphouse, chainsaw, etc.

John: "remember that warped sheet of plywood that we made into a pull along surfboard for behind the boat?"

Bob: "We just kinda invented a new Pink Lady diving rig for fishing on Lake Michigan. It's stuck in the muck on the bottom just off Trembles cottage."

John: "We figure it's in only 20 feet of water. Should be a snap getting it out."

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Yikes. I could see where that's headed.

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