MontanaBob
15 years ago
The hospital called yesterday just to check on me, (see, somebody cares) and to advise me that I could remove the compression bandage from the surgery site now. (big medical words....why don't they say just rip the damn thing off?)

My wife gets home and I'm already prepared for this process.
Surgical gloves.....check
Alcohol.................check 80 proof.....check
Cotton swabs........check
clean dressing.......check......(old t-shirt from garage rag bin is fine, isn't it?)
sutures.................check....just in case

The wife: "Ok, lets get this over with. Drop em."

Bob: "You don't sound very compassionate at the moment."

Wife: "Right now I'm in charge and this is as compassionate as I get. WOW, they did a number on you didn't they?"

Bob: "I told you it hurts and I'm sore at the incision."

Wife: "I'm not talking about the incision, dummy. Your "thingy" looks like the Yankees used it for batting practice before game 6 of the series. Look at that color. I gotta get a picture of this. That's the exact color I want for those bare walls in the new garage. We can take it to Home Depot and they can match that color up on that computer thing they have."

Bob: "NO pictures....NO Home Depot........NO color match.......... just get the damn bandage off."

Wife: "OK sweety....you asked for it." Riiipppppp!! "There, you feel better?"
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?
Nonstopdrivel
15 years ago
Now that, my friend, is a REAL woman. Congratulations on landing yourself such a prime specimen, sir.
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Formo
15 years ago
Owwie..

-=saunders off to the bedroom and cries=-

EDIT: WTF is saunders? lol I think I just made up a word.
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Cheesey
15 years ago

Owwie..

-=saunders off to the bedroom and cries=-

EDIT: WTF is saunders? lol I think I just made up a word.

"Formo" wrote:


Thats "Colonel Saunders".....of "Kentucky Freid Chicken" fame!!! LOLOL!!!

I THINK you meant "saunters".
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Cheesey
15 years ago

The hospital called yesterday just to check on me, (see, somebody cares) and to advise me that I could remove the compression bandage from the surgery site now. (big medical words....why don't they say just rip the damn thing off?)

My wife gets home and I'm already prepared for this process.
Surgical gloves.....check
Alcohol.................check 80 proof.....check
Cotton swabs........check
clean dressing.......check......(old t-shirt from garage rag bin is fine, isn't it?)
sutures.................check....just in case

The wife: "Ok, lets get this over with. Drop em."

Bob: "You don't sound very compassionate at the moment."

Wife: "Right now I'm in charge and this is as compassionate as I get. WOW, they did a number on you didn't they?"

Bob: "I told you it hurts and I'm sore at the incision."

Wife: "I'm not talking about the incision, dummy. Your "thingy" looks like the Yankees used it for batting practice before game 6 of the series. Look at that color. I gotta get a picture of this. That's the exact color I want for those bare walls in the new garage. We can take it to Home Depot and they can match that color up on that computer thing they have."

Bob: "NO pictures....NO Home Depot........NO color match.......... just get the damn bandage off."

Wife: "OK sweety....you asked for it." Riiipppppp!! "There, you feel better?"

"MontanaBob" wrote:


Bob....like I said.....WRITE A BOOK!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!+1!!!
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Cheesey
15 years ago
By the way.....your "thingy?" Doesn't your wife have a cute "pet name" for it?
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wpr
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15 years ago
ow ow ow owowowowowowowowowowow.

WINCE.
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IronMan
15 years ago
Bob, you crack me up. Cheesey is right....you should definitely write a book. Its takes a special talent to be as funny as you are. You and Cheesey should do stand up together.

I would pay money to see you two do "Who's on first?" :thumbright:
MontanaBob
15 years ago
Cheesey and I will be doing a "one show only" appearance at the Union Stock Yards in Springfield, on Jan 12. Tickets go on sale December 1st at the StockYard Office only. I think they're around $70 for the good seats (chairs with legs and out of the cow poop area), and about $15 for the cheap seats,(back with the Angus and Heifers)

We were told to wear warm cloths; bring several changes; and wear farmers boots......whatever they are. Should be a good show...cheesey might even sing a song or two if we get a good reception. Mark your calendar!
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?
Cheesey
15 years ago

Cheesey and I will be doing a "one show only" appearance at the Union Stock Yards in Springfield, on Jan 12. Tickets go on sale December 1st at the StockYard Office only. I think they're around $70 for the good seats (chairs with legs and out of the cow poop area), and about $15 for the cheap seats,(back with the Angus and Heifers)

We were told to wear warm cloths; bring several changes; and wear farmers boots......whatever they are. Should be a good show...cheesey might even sing a song or two if we get a good reception. Mark your calendar!

"MontanaBob" wrote:


BOB!!!
You were NOT supposed to tell anyone on this site!!! Now it will probably end up being sold out!
All TEN seats!!!
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