I'm still not over the first guy to milk a cow.
WTF was he thinking?
I know there was alcohol involved...Had to be.
Think about it.
Here's how it went.
Him and his buddy are sitting up on a hill, gazing down upon a herd of Holsteins, and he is getting a load on. He turns to his drinking buddy and says, "I'll bet you I can go down there in that valley---and you see those big-assed sacks underneath those huge critters? You see those pink things that look kinda like fingers sticking out of those sacks?
...I'm gonna go down there in the middle of that herd, get underneath one of those big bastards, squeeze those pink finger-thingys, and whatever the hell comes out...well, I'm gonna drink it."
Now THAT was thinking the unthinkable. Dude had a major set on him, imo.
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