If I had to hear one more thing about how Brett is the greatest human since Jesus because of the way he 'fires one in there' or runs down the field to block a LB, or because of the way he squeezes out a turd every morning, I swear I was going to vomit in a bag and mail it straight to Bristol, CT.
Madden was the worst of all Favre butt kissers, but Gruden sky rocketed up the list last night!