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Packers Touchdown - Shot

Favre Interception - Shot

Favre Sacked - Shot

Favre Cries - Shot

Favre Touchdown Throw - Shot (I'm sure plenty will be doing this one regardless if you're playing)

Anybody else going to partake in this insanity with me?

Favre is a Viking, let's drink away the pain!

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Should be fun. We also need have rules for cliches announcers use... Each football cliche gets a swig of beer.

Some of my favorite/hated football cliches...

_________ is dangerous in space.

don't let ___________ get to the second level of the defense

look at _______________ playing like he's a rookie again!

______________ can squeeze the ball in tight spaces

it looks like __________ might have forced that throw a bit.

and the kick is..... through the uprights....

bragging rights on the line

when you give __________ time, he'll make you pay

_______________ being covered by a linebacker! That's a mismatch ___________ will win every time.

____________ wishes he could have that throw back.

if ____________, comes down with that ball, he's going for six.

student vs. teacher or some version of that cliche

referring to a veteran as crafty, or a rookie as poised

key words/themes that require swigs: inconclusive evidence, Rodger Goodell, TV timeout, Williams Wall, shots of Jared Allen without his helmet on, anytime Raji sits in front of a fan, special team penalties, Allen Barbre mistakes

announcer specific shot provokers:
references to Ron Jaworski's career, Gruden profanities, Mike Tirico being afraid to interrupt the other two

Do a shot everytime someone gets tackled too.

And everytime that number thing that goes down from 15:00 down to 0:00, back to 15:00, back to 0:00, back to 15:00, back to 0:00, back to 15:00 AGAIN, and finally back to 0:00 changes.

This one in particularly drives me nuts because it's completely meaningless. At the very least it's tautologically redundant. You could truncate the "in space" and get an identical meaning.

Or, for that matter, you could add the phrase "in space" to almost any sentence without significantly altering it. "I like eating in space." "He prefers to drive in space." "My computer sits on the desk in space." Unless you're grappling with a singularity, everything is in space.

Then again, it's fun to add "in bed" to the end of Chinese fortune cookie fortunes too. 😉

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Don't invite Non to any drinking parties people. 🙂 lol

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If any mention of Favre "just loving the game" or playing with a "gunslinger mentality" followed with a swig of beer, we'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning.

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Packers game winning pick six, finish the bottle

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I'm just going to pour a 5th down my throat and call it good.

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That was a quality rant.

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