:wickedfart: :wickedfart: "I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously
stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand,
while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern
connected with it, and you have no chance at all of
making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned
response.

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."

"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."

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"I wasn't looking at her."

Really means...I need a better pair of sunglasses.

"I am paying attention."

Really means you have no friggin' clue what she is saying or talking about, and couldn't care less.

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I have a feeling that if I opened my mouth in this thread, I'm gonna get in trouble.

So....

How about that switch to 3-4? Me? Glad you asked. I'm loving it.

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good call zombie! 😃

"Just a minute" really means if I wait long enough maybe she will drop the subject or request. :lol:

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i use that one ALL the time, 93. tit for tat, so to speak.