4Pack - Let me let you in on a little secret about men.

Once a man has seen one pair of hoo hoos, he wants to see every other pair in existence. :thumbright:

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OK, seriously now, the doctor by far.

I've always been a Nazi about cleaning my teeth. At one point, went four or five years without seeing a dentist (had no insurance), and yes, I eat candy and drink soda. No cavities and my teeth looked great.

I haven't had a cavity since I was a little kid.

Now for the doctor, for one thing, hospitals for me are death wards. People go there to die.

Doctors make mistakes that kill thousands of people per year. If I'm not mistaken, I think more people die from medical mistakes than from getting hit by cars. That's a lot of people. You're not going to die at the dentist.

Plus, doctors tell you what you already know. You're sick, you go to the doctor, he tells you to rest, drink orange juice, and gives you some pills. Then you get the bill.

I second what others have said about dental hygienists. I've known quite a few very attractive ones, and a few moderately attractive ones. Either way, it's not a bad feeling when they're rubbing up against you while you're lying in a chair. Heck, I pay strippers $20 a song (plus a $5 tip) for that feeling.

My dentist is pretty cool too. I had all my mercury fillings removed (I got them when I was a stupid kid, not as an adult) and during the visits, he had Seinfeld on DVD and got to watch a few episodes I hadn't seen before while getting my teeth worked on by one of his cute hygienists. Can't complain.

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I was home for a few weeks (I worked in AZ at the time, this was in Cincinnati) I saw her and was absolutely mesmerized by her beauty. When I left, I saw another asst. that was a neighbor and friend of my mom's (that is why we went to this place, a huge dental clinic). So I got her number that way, went out, and was married 7 months later. She was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. When we would walk into restaurants I used to love walking a little behind just so I could watch the jaws drop on guys. She would truly turn every head in the place. Problem was, we got married and I took her back to AZ when she had never left Cincinnati. Very much a family and daddy's girl who became very homesick. Plus, I really wasn't ready for marriage...so it didn't work.

So there you go, Tripp's wives, part Uno

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And that's why I say people shouldn't get married until they're 30. You don't even know who you are in your 20s. Well, not everyone. I at least didn't.

I know a guy who's about to get married at 23. I let him know he's an idiot. Watch, five years from now, he'll be telling people he should have listened to that Zombieslayer guy.

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Dentist, no contest. Teeth are my only genetic shortcoming. other than that, i'm pretty much perfect.... however, i've got a ton of fillings and in a few years my teeth are going to start falling out, i know it.

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Dentist.

I have bad gag reflex and cant stand anything in my throat..I had to have a retainer made back in 5th grade and I was gagging so much from the plaster they put in dentist put his hand on my throat and said dont you dare puke LOL....


P.S?


sorry to disappoint those guys who were hoping

I guess i'd have to say dentist too.
The one i had when i was a kid was a real JERK!
So that made me automatically afraid to go to ANY of them.

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Oh contrair, each boobie cleavage is like a beautiful little snowflake, lovely, and unique in all its own glory! :thumbleft:

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that clip is crazy considering what "kramer" did on stage at a comedy club