I am really starting to wonder about Martha's chaste pedigree. Is it us corrupting her, or her corrupting us? Lol
Originally Posted by: dfosterf
LOL indeed. I do love the double entendre!!!!! My sons had more names for them than I can remember: boys, pills, chestnuts, the hairy twins, the apples, acorns, nuggets, crown jewels, beans, berries etc.
However, rest assured, by the Merriam Webster Dictionary, I definitely am 'chaste' (i.e. innocent of unlawful (out-of-marriage) sexual intercourse)....
Notwithstanding the foregoing,
1. As You May Recall (AYMR for Zero2Cool) my late husband and one of my sons were football coaches so I had a house full of boys most of the time all using borderline language (some over the line, which I endeavored to correct). When things were not going right he taught himself to use the potty-mouthed "sonofabitch" to express frustration, vs. the more crude and inappropriate f-bomb or the sinful and terrible G-D it. I could live with his substitutionary upgrade.
2. You gentlemen are not always a good influence on me, especially in the chat room during close games. But you have your hearts in the right place so the occasional outburst is more than understandable, and helps me know that others are sharing my pain.
3. Tomorrow night will be very difficult for me here in the suburbs of Philly, as my old-folks home friends are primarily Eagles fans. If the Packers do poorly, my friends may rub it in and force me to be a bitch, which I can do quite effectively and viciously. But it is just a football game,