In exchange for Clark, Cleveland's Dorsey gave Guntekist a notarized letter promising not to bid on newly minted FA Rex Tillerson in the up coming supplemental draft. A source close to the transaction, Guntekist was said to be smitten after Dorsey played some grainy old tape of a great CB playing at Huntsville High School. Rumors, started by each of Tillerson's siblings that he didn't play football and instead played percussion in the band were dismissed as fake news because Dorsey had a notarized letter saying otherwise.

The severe arthritis in every joint was dismissed as fake news faux shadowing/ghosting on the X-rays; this is backed by a notarized letter.

The deal was sealed when Dorsey handed over the notarized quit claim deed to a 4 mile stretch of I-80 with a notarized certificate granting the natural rights to install a private toll gate. Dorsey, again with a notarized letter convinced Guntekist that all the toll revenue collected can be used to pay players and not count against the cap.

Guntekist made Ted face reporters on the Trade. Ted stood their drooling with a note pinned ot his shirt that read; "everything is the deal was notarized."

Kind of mean-spirited there. I hope things are ok.

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This is what we get when people get pissed off they are not in control and feel superior to those who earned a position they do not possess.

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I know this was supposed to be satirical but it seems too extreme to be funny, i've liked alot of your posts before but i think you're taking some of these moves too seriously. Like in the other thread calling the Graham signing the worst in the history of the nfl was a little hyperbolic no? 😝

Wow... I still don't understand why people keep getting so worked up over a sport.

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Idiotic thread

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Pretty sad.

Flying under false colors, Barfarn has presented a fake sports thread in order to vent his political views. He must know that his post would get less views in the "Back Alley" where it belongs, so he has presented it in the GB Packers category.

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Well.....he IS consistent .
Anytime he posts, you know it will be a hate filled rant!😂

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*** LOCKED ***

Okay, enough is enough. Let's move on.

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