In exchange for Clark, Cleveland's Dorsey gave Guntekist a notarized letter promising not to bid on newly minted FA Rex Tillerson in the up coming supplemental draft. A source close to the transaction, Guntekist was said to be smitten after Dorsey played some grainy old tape of a great CB playing at Huntsville High School. Rumors, started by each of Tillerson's siblings that he didn't play football and instead played percussion in the band were dismissed as fake news because Dorsey had a notarized letter saying otherwise.
The severe arthritis in every joint was dismissed as fake news faux shadowing/ghosting on the X-rays; this is backed by a notarized letter.
The deal was sealed when Dorsey handed over the notarized quit claim deed to a 4 mile stretch of I-80 with a notarized certificate granting the natural rights to install a private toll gate. Dorsey, again with a notarized letter convinced Guntekist that all the toll revenue collected can be used to pay players and not count against the cap.
Guntekist made Ted face reporters on the Trade. Ted stood their drooling with a note pinned ot his shirt that read; "everything is the deal was notarized."