Porforis
7 years ago

MARSHFIELD - A 38-year-old Marshfield man who police say decided to buy beer but got locked inside a cooler is facing two citations for drinking the beer.

A manager at Kwik Trip, 101 N. Central Ave., Marshfield, reported at 6:13 a.m. Wednesday a 38-year-old man had been locked in a beer cooler all night and had drank beer while locked inside, according to a police report.

The man told police he went to Kwik Trip to buy beer and got locked inside the beer cooler when it was locked at about 11:50 p.m. Tuesday, according to the report. The man said he decided he might as well just stay inside the cooler and drink the beer, the report said. The cooler has a glass door and, if the man had knocked, employees would have heard him and let him out.

A customer told Kwik Trip employees the man was inside the cooler at about 5:50 a.m. Wednesday. The employees opened the door and the man left without paying for the beer, according to the report. The manager told police the man had drank an 18-ounce bottle of beer and three cans of malt beverage, according to the report. He also had fallen over a stack of 30-can beer packs, breaking three of the cases open.

Police issued the man a citation for retail theft.

Milwaukee Journal-Sentinal  wrote:



How... Wisconsin.
Cheesey
7 years ago
Wow....I bet he intended to stay in there, and figured he could drink for free!
I bet he called out "help" real loud! 😝 😂
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7 years ago
But where did he pee? 😕
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Cheesey
7 years ago

But where did he pee? 😕

Originally Posted by: wpr 



Maybe he "recycled" the empties!😝
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PackFanWithTwins
7 years ago

But where did he pee? 😕

Originally Posted by: wpr 



I'm guessing a floor drain.


He clearly didn't want to get out very bad. not only is their a main door, but there are individual doors where single cans or bottles are accessed from outside the cooler.
The world needs ditch diggers too Danny!!!
Nonstopdrivel
7 years ago
They carded him at the door. Right?
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beast
7 years ago

How... Wisconsin.

Originally Posted by: Porforis 



I read a different article which suggested the beer cave had an automatic lock go off when they can no longer sell alcohol for the night.

The man realize this and knew the employees wouldn't be willing to sell the beer now... but he really wanted a beer, so he decided to NOT knock on the glass to come out. Until someone saw him in there 6 hours later, and opened the door and he left without paying.


The article seemed to suggest the officer charged him because he willing decided to stay and drink instead of trying to get out... and then didn't pay for what he drank.

Which sorta explained my first question, of why they were charging the victim... and that was because he choose being locked up with beer over freedom without it.

Then again, some might ask if freedom really freedom, when you don't have assess to beer
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gbguy20
7 years ago

I'm guessing a floor drain.


He clearly didn't want to get out very bad. not only is their a main door, but there are individual doors where single cans or bottles are accessed from outside the cooler.

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