I am having several essays written for this very site. I want my posts to pop and really stand out among the crowd.
When your posts suck, and mine shine, it will be because I clicked the link above and took my writing to a whole nother level despite the viruses I just infected my laptop with.
Gotta go because I'm on the phone with Rashmal from points unknown. He needs some Target gift cards to unlock my laptop for me.
Ted Thompson sits on his hands per former GM: "because theyâve had 25 fricking years of great quarterbacks. Of course it works. Try it without a special quarterback."