Ah, what the hell.
To Pack93z-- Remember, under all is the land. It is finite, and everyone must live somewhere.
To everyone else-- If you take a shovel, stab it into the ground at about a 45 degree angle, flip it over in a forward motion and let the shovel weight hold the clump, you are now free to reverse your angle of attack, squat and do your business. Take your newspaper (if any left on the planet), wipe yourself, and place the discard in the hole. Release the shovel- the clump will re-orient to it's original position of it's own volition... now stomp the clump. Since we're goin' campin', I thought I'd pass along some practical tips... you might want to bring along your 401k Statement to get true value for your investments... if you start wadding it up upon receipt, it will be nice and soft when utilized.