I saw a snapping turtle crossing the highway the other day going from one slough to another. I almost stopped to pick him up and do the turtle man "aye aye aye aye, live action" chant.
Sometimes I go down to Minneapolis for some of Formo's awesome culture - it's basically just a much larger variety of dumbasses getting drunk. Certainly nothing awe inspiring. Then there is the east coast, talk about arrogant and rude people. I prefer being a rube from a small rural state - life is much more simple and slower paced.