Zero2Cool
16 years ago

An 80-year-old man went for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor said, "George, verything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replied, "God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said.

A little later in the day, the doctor called George's wife.

"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that when he gets up during the night to go to the bathroom that, poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"

"Oh, my Lord!" Ethel exclaimed

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"


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Cheesey
16 years ago
LOLOLOL!!!
I liked that one Zero!!!
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4PackGirl
16 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
gbpfan
16 years ago
::lol: ::lol: ::lol:
Django
16 years ago
Zen.
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zombieslayer
16 years ago
:lol:

+1.

By the way, we need the :rotflmao: smilie.
My man Donald Driver
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walleye
16 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA that's a great one! I needed a laugh. thanks
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Here Fishy Fishy
Zero2Cool
16 years ago
Still funny lol
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CDNRodgersfan
16 years ago
Old one to me but funny none the less
Heatherthepackgirl
16 years ago
So funny!! I needed that before I go to work today. Thanks for posting it Zero.
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