An 80-year-old man went for a physical.
All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor said, "George, verything looks great.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

George replied, "God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on.
When I'm done, poof! The light goes off."

"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said.

A little later in the day, the doctor called George's wife.

"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that when he gets up during the night to go to the bathroom that, poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The light goes off?"

"Oh, my Lord!" Ethel exclaimed

"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"