OK, here goes:
1. Take a pee in the MetroDome....Whoops, already done that.
2. Take a pee in Wrigley Field.......oops, done that. Left field bleachers, 1960.
3. Take a pee in the parking lot of Mile High Stadium, Denver. Ah, crap, done that, November 2008.
Ok...got one for the list. Pee on top of Triple Divide Peak in Glacier National Park. Jeez, it could end up in the Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, or Hudson Bay.
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?