Green Bay Packers Are Out: 10 Reasons Why· Page 3

Nonstopdrivel
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14 years ago

#21

Are you sure that article is serious? It seems to me at the very least facetious, if not downright satirical.

Toddy
Registered

14 years ago

#22

Are you sure that article is serious? It seems to me at the very least facetious, if not downright satirical.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:

Yeah I'm not sure, after reading it again it's hard to take it seriously. It was written by a self proclaimed Bears fan, so you never know.

shanks2122
Registered

14 years ago

#23

This has Kenny Mayne written all over it. It is obviously for giggles and nothing more!

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zombieslayer
Registered

14 years ago

#24

Guys, come on. Brett Swain is not as good as Randy Moss? We're going to lose because Aaron Rodgers went to Disneyland?

OK, if you can't see the satire in that, let me add a few.

11) CM3 has never seen a unicorn. We're doomed.

12) There's not one Packer on the active roster who is currently in the Hall of Fame. Not one. We're doomed.

13) Ted Thompson always gets the same haircut. We're doomed.

It's satire, folks. My word. Can he not make it more obvious?

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wpr
Preferred Member Topic Starter

14 years ago

#25

Guys, come on. Brett Swain is not as good as Randy Moss? We're going to lose because Aaron Rodgers went to Disneyland?

OK, if you can't see the satire in that, let me add a few.

11) CM3 has never seen a unicorn. We're doomed.

12) There's not one Packer on the active roster who is currently in the Hall of Fame. Not one. We're doomed.

13) Ted Thompson always gets the same haircut. We're doomed.

It's satire, folks. My word. Can he not make it more obvious?

"zombieslayer" wrote:

I am not sure about this one. ::wink:

El3ment12
Registered

14 years ago

#26

I am sure you could have written a list of 100 reason why the 2010 packers won't win the superbowl. But, yeah, we still did. go pack

Yerko
Senior Member

14 years ago

#27

The only thing I really laugh at is while trying to make a joke, they call the NFC North the NFC Central.

Good laugh though, a-thank you.

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