Wade
  • Wade
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13 years ago

I'm an Arthur Murray man, also!
I felt scammed, but I also felt like I got even.

They hit me with the hottie for the first ten (Was it 20? don't remember)visits, then sloughed me off to the plan "b" chick once I signed up.

She was no where near as easy on the eyes upon first glance, but she DID have a shit-hot-bod even IN that first glance...

PLUS she was INTO it :)

I'd rather go to Arthur Murray than be married, if pushed on an opinion, lol
(gentlemen should know how to dance, put it in your repertoire, all b.s. objections notwithstanding)

"dfosterf" wrote:



I still remember the first "dance" I went to after I started taking lessons. i had a gorgeous redhead instructor, but the really hot one was the manager of the studio, a brunette. Studio had two separate "dance rooms" lessons. Dance was in front room, I was finishing up with last individual lesson before the "party." Manager walked by holding what looked like one of those filmy silk scarfs. Ten minutes later she comes out wearing the sexiest little black dress I've ever seen.

I date my love of women in high heels and black dresses from that moment.

IMO there's nothing sexier than a woman in a black dress and heels who can dance for real (i.e., in "dance position rather than wiggle randomly without ever touching or even making eye contact."

Goddamnit, Foster, why'd you have to bring this dancing shit up. It's Friday night here, middle of a snow storm, and the only way I'm going to see a girl in black stilettos is if I go surfing for porn.

Bastard.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
Wade
  • Wade
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13 years ago
Oh, and Dakota....I'll have you know I have *never* danced in an ugly shirt.

The shirt-wearer may have been ugly, but the shirts never were.

Even in my leisure suit and pukka-shell necklace days, I never wore an ugly shirt.

Harumph.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
DakotaT
13 years ago

Oh, and Dakota....I'll have you know I have *never* danced in an ugly shirt.

The shirt-wearer may have been ugly, but the shirts never were.

Even in my leisure suit and pukka-shell necklace days, I never wore an ugly shirt.

Harumph.

"Wade" wrote:



Skeezers on the arms of old men in the Tropics imply that said man is wearing an ugly, oversized, flowery shirt that is untucked to hide his big gut.

As for you Gunny, remember I've been through where you live and can still hear the duling banjo song from deliverance.
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dfosterf
13 years ago
I still get Valentine's day cards from girls you whack off to on the internet.










lol
DakotaT
13 years ago

I hope "extracting honey" isn't a sexual proposition. That being said, still a sweet deal. :)

"Porforis" wrote:



No, I am a real live Beekeeper. I have a partnership with another guy and we are always looking for summer help. So the next time you grap for a jar a honey at the store, think of Ole Dakota, I just may have left some special sauce in there.
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DakotaT
13 years ago

I still get Valentine's day cards from girls you whack off to on the internet.

lol

"dfosterf" wrote:



You should have said "If I only had $5, you would be calling me Daddy."
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Wade
  • Wade
  • Veteran Member
13 years ago

I hope "extracting honey" isn't a sexual proposition. That being said, still a sweet deal. :)

"DakotaT" wrote:



No, I am a real live Beekeeper. I have a partnership with another guy and we are always looking for summer help. So the next time you grap for a jar a honey at the store, think of Ole Dakota, I just may have left some special sauce in there.

"Porforis" wrote:



And here I thought that was the "comb" the bees made.

(I *love* comb honey)

(politely not saying anything about "royal jelly")
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
Wade
  • Wade
  • Veteran Member
13 years ago

Oh, and Dakota....I'll have you know I have *never* danced in an ugly shirt.

The shirt-wearer may have been ugly, but the shirts never were.

Even in my leisure suit and pukka-shell necklace days, I never wore an ugly shirt.

Harumph.

"DakotaT" wrote:



Skeezers on the arms of old men in the Tropics imply that said man is wearing an ugly, oversized, flowery shirt that is untucked to hide his big gut.

As for you Gunny, remember I've been through where you live and can still hear the duling banjo song from deliverance.

"Wade" wrote:



well, okay, if we're talking "on the beach." But you don't fox trot on the beach. You fox trot on a polished floor. Wearing good clothes.

Well, I suppose the Marine might wear blues. But whoever heard of dancing the fox trot in a Hawaiian shirt?

Heck even Dakota barn dancers would wear one of those silly cowboy shirts with snaps.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)
DakotaT
13 years ago
Actually, what you buy in the store is about 20% of North & South Dakota's pure extracted blended down with corn syrup. I can't even eat processed honey. Send me a PM Wade, I can get you the good stuff along with your box of North Dakota golden snow.
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dfosterf
13 years ago

I still get Valentine's day cards from girls you whack off to on the internet.

lol

"DakotaT" wrote:



You should have said "If I only had $5, you would be calling me Daddy."

"dfosterf" wrote:




First off, my wife didn't really say that, second of all, I'm really not getting any Valentines cards that I can recall, and thirdly, what again do I get for my five bucks? lol
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