I swear this whole thing with the penis pic reminds me of an old Spider Robinson story (one of his "Callahan's Bar" stories, if anyone cares).

One recurring features of Callahan's stories is a "Tall Tales Night" where the teller of the best tall tale gets their bar tab paid. In any event, one day a bar regular called "Long Drink" was trying his tale telling.

Anyway, the way he put it went something like this:

"So, there was this hot chick next to me at the bar one night, and I'd had a few too many, so I whipped it out and laid it on the bar next to her drink. The woman said nothing, just sipped again from her drink and continued ignoring me. So I moved it right up next to the glass, so she couldnt miss it. But she still said nothing at all, just continued drinking. So I couldn't take it any more. I had to say something. So I said to her, 'So you notice anything different on the bar To which she replied....

"It sort of looks like a penis. Only smaller."

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That sounds like my member. It vaguely resembles a penis, but it's a whole hell of a lot smaller. It's basically just a little puff of fuzz. Like a hamster dick.

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LOL Non!!!
Sounds like alot of us Packer fans are underendowed!
I keep asking......if the male average is 6 inches......there must be some HUGE dudes out there!!!
LOLOL!!!

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Lets throw the "quality" of the cell pictures aside... if Brett's cellphone records show he sent the text pictures in question.. you can be certain that Brett is going to get a suspension rip coming.. lying to the NFL/Goodell has proven to be a offense in the past.

Then he will have to deal with the Harassment to boot.

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Do they not have access to the phone records? That seems like the easiest way to prove if he sent them or not.

I'm still very amused by what "Sterger" spells backwards.

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I am losing rep..I need to ramble babble here to prove I am a hater, right?

According to Verizon's website, they only maintain text messages on their servers for three days, so I imagine other companies have similar policies. Cell phone records would only be conclusive if Sterger saved the actual picture texts in question, instead of doing what most people do and saving the pictures to her phone while deleting the text messages. Other than perhaps total KB of data transmitted, there'd be no information in the records definitively tying any images on Sterger's phone to particular images sent from Favre's phone. Favre could argue that the pictures sent were entirely innocent, and there'd be no way to prove him wrong.

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A Brett Favre thread I haven't responded to yet? How can this be?

FYI - Pictures kept on a server for awhile will eventually fill up the server. Keep in mind, these are physical servers. They'll eventually be filled up.

Txt's don't take up much space. Pictures do. Videos do even more. That's why companies don't keep pictures very long. Not to protect anyone's rights. It's to protect their servers from filling up and getting thousands of calls from angry customers asking why the **** aren't pictures getting through. Dang it. I'm trying to send my dong to this hot chick and the message keeps getting bounced.

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I heard that Brett signed a new endorsement deal.......for "Oscar Meyer Weiners".

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