Marshawn Lynch.
Profootballtalk reports (sorry, I'm too lazy to link) that Lynch is in trouble for stealing $20 from a woman at TGIF.
And, to top it all off, woman is a cop's wife.
There are pinheads, and then there are all-star quality pinheads.
And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.
Romans 12:2 (NKJV)