mama bear and papa bear were getting a divorce and the only hold up was the Baby bear's custody. So eventually the issue was brought before the judge and thus the judge decided to ask baby bear which of her parent bears she wanted to go live with... Upon being asked if little baby bear wanted to live with mama bear the little baby bear's eyes welled up in tears and exclaimed "No sir, She beats me!"
So with some contempt, the judge asked about papa bear to which baby bear exclaimed "Oh, he beats me too!" Realizing that he was in a tight place, the judge asks baby bear "who DO you want to go live with?"
To which Baby bear's face lit up and promptly answered, "Sir, I'd like to go live with the Chicago Bears! They don't beat anybody!"
GO PACKERS!