I had a very bad case of the runs last night. After Mexican food if you know where I am coming from.
This morning, after showering, I applied Cherry Chap Stick around my anus so I would be comfortable sitting in front of the computer.
Not sure if that was the difference for the Packers, but I will do it again next week against San Fran (Which is symbolic subliminally) because it worked this week.
That reminds me.. I have to remember NOT to put that Chap Stick back in my brief case.
"RaiderPride" wrote:
There is just something totally wrong about this whole damn post, lol.
Cherry chapstick in the nether regions, SanFrancisco, plans for next week, yada yada yada
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Plus RP is on a total waiver for all commentary due to the funniest damn post in a month in the chat.
(Regarding the condition of the field...still chucklin' on that one :thumbleft: )
Just kiddin' ya, RP.
Edit---
I don't know what compels me, but I gotta share.
Had a friend. He was Vietnamese. He was a military attache' for the Phillipine Army, stationed at the Pentagon. I caught him out in the parking lot, much closer to my own car, and asked him where he was going---He said the grocery store. I asked him for a ride. I needed some Preparation H. So we are coming back, and he asked me what I bought. I showed him the package. He asked me what it was. (I have this evil streak..it rises from time to time...I cannot help it.) I said, "lip balm"
He said, "Can I have some?" I said, "Sure"--- And proceeded to watch him spread that shit all over his lips.
This was way too good for only my personal consumption. When we got back, just as he was parking, I said, "You know Tran, I just thought of something... I have a whole tube of that sitting in my desk drawer that I had completely forgot about, you go ahead and keep that." He thanked me, and of course we all got to watch him apply his lip balm over the next several weeks, with not a soul cluing him in as to what it is actually for.
We went out and had a few one Friday night and I cracked under the pressure. I told him... "Hey Tran, you know that lip balm I gave you?"
Of course he said ya and thanked me again. I said, "That's ass-balm, for hemorrhoids" He didn't quite habla hemorrhoids, but he did ask me how much it was...
He said it was the best damn lip balm he ever used and bought another tube and kept using it as such. Stupid but fond tale from my past.
He called it "Rip Bomb" As in, hey whatcha got there Tran? (Applicator tip in full view as he shows it to inquirer) "Rip Bomb"
lol