You guys talked me into it. I'm going to put a book together just to punish all of you. This may take some time so don't hold your breath that it's coming out next week. I'll give you some excerpts from it as I go along.
PREFACE:
"This book is a factual work based on the bumbling antics of the author. Most parts are true happenings, except for those that aren't true. Then those parts are fiction. All good authors use fact and fiction in their writings, then leave it up to the reader to discern which is which.
The factual parts are true, to the best of the authors memory, but may be off a bit due to the condition of the author at the time of said incident. Unconsciousness, semi-conscious, full body cast, hypothermia, heat stroke, and other trivial matters play an amazingly important part in one's memory. Which is why the authors memory may be fuzzy at best.
All place names and person's names are NOT changed. Why protect someone's identity if they're dumb enough to even be associated with the author. Let the buffalo chips fall where they may.
The author would like to thank Patrick F. McManus and Kenny Mayne for giving him the insight on honest, truthful writing and reporting. And to Cheesey, just to get him off my back."
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?