Maybe you could beg Wayne Larrivee to make a public service announcement requesting that local residents turn in their used papers to some convenient location: a grocery store, your church, whatever. After all, he's practically your next-door neighbor. ;)

Congratulations on being featured in such a big spread, and best of luck with returning your spousal lifemate back to gainful employment.

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You know, it just occurred to me that maybe you're destined for bigger and better things. I heard that Playgirl is looking for models. You know what they say: Scars are sexy. They could put you in a pirate costume or something -- the issues would fly off the shelves.

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"Fly off the shelves".......yup, they would! After all, there are LOTS of owners of parakeets that need something for their birds to poop on!

Now.....LJ asked me to go to the Press site to see how many places REALLY sell the paper.......11 towns, 49 stores.......HELP!!!

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Maybe you could placate your wife by running down to Kinko's and running off a few copies of your portrait.

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Naw....it would break their copy machine!!!

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Send me one, Cheesey!

I promise, I won't use it to cover the wet spot on the bed after I pee in it. 😛

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Nah, he'll just use it to clean up the mess after indulging his unmet carnal needs.

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You don't already have plastic sheets???? :thumbright:

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What?

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Sometimes he uses words that needs a dictionary to figure out...Makes him feel more important that way?

LOL