Ok....29 isn't exactly accurate. Let's go with 39.................
How about 71!! I got up this morning and promptly told my wife...."Geez, I don't feel a day older than 70." She had the gall to inform me that I was hitting 71 years old at 10:46 AM this very morning. What a bummer!!!! Women sure know how to spoil a guys birthday.
Anyway....I'm alive and well and that's what counts. I still was able to shovel 4 inches of new snow this morning...which puts us at 134 inches for this winter.....and I wasn't even breathing hard. For awhile there I wasn't sure if I was breathing at all.
I've come to the conclusion that winter sucks. Jeez...it's April 3rd and I'm still shoveling snow. My brother-in-laws home in Sun City West AZ looks more inviting by the day. The house next door to his is for sale and if I have enough Jack Daniels I'm going to put an offer in for it. Maybe Donna would not notice this until I tell her...."Hey, Sweetie, guess what!! We're moving to Phoenix.......tomorrow."
Anyway....I made it to 71 and only have 25 more years to go to outlast my Mother.
Anyone for a Weenie Roast?