dfosterf
16 years ago
I'm sorry about RP's Eagles getting short-shrift here, but I just gotta say a couple things about this whole Viagra/Cialis/blue pill discussion.

Those answers by Non should be the ones that would replace anything those Wiki folk might have if you type in "TMI" in the search box.

My lame attempt at some not so subtle humor went south quick, now we have entered the arena of some stone-cold serious shit here.

I'm a 53 year old man...

(This is the part where everyone starts assuming them little blue pills have some meaning for me-not yet-good there)

I have some difficulty remembering cell phone numbers and such at this semi-ripe old age, etc.

But what I can recall with absolute clarity...

When I was 5, I got "it" stuck in my zipper, and had more than a little trouble extricating myself from the situation. I shudder even now at the memory.

Point being, based on Non's confirmation of many of my suspicions regarding what happens in the ER, I wouldn't take one of those pills if the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad was begging me to service the entire unit.

And Non, as far as what they do in the ER, especially A3--

A3 They perform a thorough physical examination, including drawing blood from the penis to determine the underlying causes of the problem. Then they drain your penis. Quite literally. They insert a needle into your penis, drain out the sludgy blood, and clear out the obstruction with saline fluid.



Like hell they do. Maybe to you they do. Not to me they don't do. Screw you. :icon_smile: :icon_smile: :icon_smile:
Cheesey
16 years ago
LOLOL Dfoster!!!
I agree.........when it gets to where "it" slumps.......so be it!!! No damn pills for me!!!
I tried taking a "Viagra" once, without drinking water with it. Damn pill got stuck in my throat!!! All i ended up with was a "stiff" neck!!!
I said SCREW it, and threw the rest of the pills into the toilet.









Couldn't get the seat down for a week!!!
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Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago

Maybe to you they do.

"dfosterf" wrote:



TO me? What are you talking about? TO me?? Are you smoking crack? Dude, I'm the one DOING the exams. I can't even begin to count the number of testicular exams I've done. It's gotten to the point where I don't even flinch when I see beans and franks.

TO me?? :sign3:
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dfosterf
16 years ago
My humor has apparently fallen yet again on deaf ears.

Someone go get Cheesey.

Maybe he can explain it.

I know what you do, Non.
Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
I guess it's MY humor that's fallen on deaf ears. šŸ˜›
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Rockmolder
16 years ago
Baby Eagles --> Viagra --> Needles in penis.

Anyway, that looks quite painfull, indeed. Have you actually ever done or seen one of these procedures, Nonstop?

As for the Eagles, it's dark, yet again, I can barely watch them at normal hours.
Nonstopdrivel
16 years ago
Hell, no, I'm not qualified to perform a procedure like this, though my goal is to be an emergency medicine physician, so it's conceivable I'll do them in the future. They're becoming more and more common as recreational abuse of Viagra increases. I had an army buddy who experimented recreationally with Viagra. He said it could be a terrifying experience. Sometimes he couldn't get rid of the erection despite repeated ejaculations, cold showers, applications of ice, and other extreme measures. Fortunately for him, he apparently didn't have to go into emergency room.

I should add that they do apply a topical anaesthetic to the penis before inserting the needle, but I doubt that's much consolation while it's going on.
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RaiderPride
16 years ago
So Much for Mother Nature, the miracle of birth, and the symbol of our great county The American Bald Eagle.

As you were gentlemen.

The thread has ejaculated all over it self.
""People Will Probably Never Remember What You Said, And May Never Remember What You Did. However, People Will Always Remember How You Made Them Feel."
Cheesey
16 years ago

Maybe to you they do.

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:



TO me? What are you talking about? TO me?? Are you smoking crack? Dude, I'm the one DOING the exams. I can't even begin to count the number of testicular exams I've done. It's gotten to the point where I don't even flinch when I see beans and franks.

TO me?? :sign3:

"dfosterf" wrote:


I know.........i bet it's enough to drive you.........."NUTS!!!" :thumbleft:

Sorry RP.........I DO love the eagle, and our country.
I even have one tatoo'ed on my right shoulder.
There were just too many funny things that came up that obviously not only I could stop myself from saying.
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Trippster
16 years ago

Maybe to you they do.

"Cheesey" wrote:



TO me? What are you talking about? TO me?? Are you smoking crack? Dude, I'm the one DOING the exams. I can't even begin to count the number of testicular exams I've done. It's gotten to the point where I don't even flinch when I see beans and franks.

TO me?? :sign3:

"Nonstopdrivel" wrote:


I know.........i bet it's enough to drive you.........."NUTS!!!" :thumbleft:

Sorry RP.........I DO love the eagle, and our country.
I even have one tatoo'ed on my right shoulder.
There were just too many funny things that came up that obviously not only I could stop myself from saying.

"dfosterf" wrote:



Nonstop plays in the nuthammock????

Now I am begining to see things a little more clearly,
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