Zero2Cool
9 months ago
Kind of interesting, isn't it?
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dfosterf
9 months ago
Most people that saw the movie, "Hidden Figures" do not realize that when Katherine Johnson was handed a piece of chalk, she was calculating the effects of Einstein's little-known theory of Schadenfruedian gloatational force upon the fanbase.

To the uninitiated, it is well-established amongst the cognoscenti that virtually all respected physicists are naturally Green Bay Packer fans, otherwise, they wouldn't be considered very bright by their contemporaries.

When calculating gloatational force, Katherine factored in the odds of a consensus underdog beating the shit out of the overwhelming favorite. What made her work so noteworthy is the fact that she not only figured out how to win, but to do it as the away team, utilizing Einstein's heretofore misunderstood objectives when presenting his theory of relativity as it relates to the space-time continuim, and more importantly, the odds of a successful run by the Packers.

I don't want to get into the math too much, but basically it has to do with ensuring your mental glide angle isn't too steep or you wind up breaking up in the atmosphere of disappointment.

The current calculation is to apply approximately +10 backburner braking force on the renowned SanFrancisco algorithmic nowayinhell scale, using Dr. Bookmaker's methodology.

I'm confident this clears things up nicely, in an obfuscating fashion.








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