Me: Hello Aaron, I'm a big fan of the Packers and always have been a fan of you.
Aaron: Hello there thank you dear fan appreciate want a signature... what's your name?
Me: Oh thanks Aaron my name's *krazy*, also mark on the check that your just giving me your signing bonus that you just received from the Packers as a Christmas gift so the government don't ask questions. See you later and thanks 🙂.
Glad To Be A Packers Fan.