I love the CFL.... But this cracks me up every time I read it.

http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=CFL 

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What cracks you up?

If you read it, it IS kind of funny. Not "ROFLMAO" funny, but still amusing at least.
(At least to me it is)

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Firewall problems.

Forget Canadians. They're government required a stupid change that forced me to change nine of my programs in a one day turn around for opening morning production the following day. FORGET'EM! 🙂

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How's this as an opening paragraph?



Actually, the whole thing's funny. Anything that makes fun of Canadians is usually funny.

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You guys are tourism-challenged.

What's Canada? I have had a ginger ale by that name. Anywhere near Philly?

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Montana - Canada's that big piece of ice to the north of you that surprisingly has people living there year round. Don't know why.

What I do know though is their TV rocks. You can see hoo hoos on daytime television. They do talk funny though so it's best to watch their shows with the subtitles on.

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The Spanish Conquistadores were making a map of their colonies (they owned all of America, South and North). They started drawing in the lines from down south - territory they knew well - and worked their way up.

Everything was going fine until they got to the New York area. "Hey, what's up there?" the map maker asked the governor, pointing to the vast emptiness above the Great Lakes.

The governor answered: "Here? (in Spanish: "Aca?"). Nothing (in Spanish: "Nada").

Hence the great blank emptiness became known as ACA-NADA, or in English, "There ain't nothin' here."