A sick man goes to his doctor

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

6 years ago

A man who is not feeling at all well, goes on to see his doctor to see if he can find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor runs a bunch of tests, and comes back to give the results to his patient:

Doctor: “I have some very bad news. You only have 10 to live.”

Patient: “10? 10 WHAT? 10 months? 10 weeks? Can’t you be more specific?!?!”

Doctor: “.....9......”

😂

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Smokey
Veteran Member

6 years ago

Standing among his small group of friends, Bob says: I feel sick, would someone call me a Dr.

Jack says: Ok, your a Dr.

🤣

Cheesey
Preferred Member Topic Starter

6 years ago

Standing among his small group of friends, Bob says: I feel sick, would someone call me a Dr.

Jack says: Ok, your a Dr.

🤣

Originally Posted by: Smokey

Hey Smokey....are you Groucho Marx?😂

Smokey
Veteran Member

6 years ago

Joe says: Dr. my arm hurts when I go like that (moves arm behind him).

The Dr.says: Then don't go like that .

😂

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